Thursday 24 January 2013

Film of the Year Runner up 2012

The Film of the Year is to be announced in the next few days...but to whet your appetites, here's the runner up for 2012......

LIFE OF PI

An excellent film, that fell just short of takign victory, my review below will hopefully explain to you just how good it is:


"Unfilmable". Neologism though it may be, it’s a word which used to mean something, but with Ang Lee’s latest masterpiece, Life of Pi, he has well and truly banished the word to the past.

The "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" director is no stranger to films of quiet, haunting beauty, but even so, his take on Yann Martel's Booker prize-winning novel, Life of Pi, is an astonishing work of art, and a magnificent film in its own right.

The film is framed as a story within a story, which begins in French Pondichery, India, in a family zoo. The unfortunately named Piscine Patel wisely begins going by the nickname Pi, to avoid schoolyard bullying. When the Zoo runs into trouble, Pi must leave his newfound lover, and travel with his family and their animals, by boat to Canada. Disaster strikes when a storm hits, and Pi ends up the sole human survivor of the tragedy.  He is not alone however, being marooned on a rescue boat with a zebra, an orangutan, a hyena and a Bengal Tiger, all gloriously rendered in life-like CGI. The next 227 days are the true heart of the film, as they follow Pi’s struggle to survive and make sense of the tragedy, and his uneasy partnership with the tiger. While it may be amusingly named Richard Parker, this is no cute and cuddly critter, and the wild and savage nature of the beast is a strong theme that runs throughout.

To explain the plot much further is really to miss the point. The beauty of Lee’s film, is the way it uses such economy to tell a story that wonderfully ties together themes of loneliness, survival and religion.  While it may sound like a very bleak tale, there is much humour to be found, and ultimately the incredible journey of survival is enormously uplifting: a true testament to the determination of the individual.

Throughout the entire film, I was in a constant state of awe at the remarkable imagery, and the sheer poetry of the visuals. There is something fantastical about young Pi’s story and the film fully allows this dream-like element to blossom into fruition. I’m not much of a believer in 3D, generally seeing it as little more than a gimmick, but in Life of Pi, it is employed to flawless effect. Gone are the cheap scenes of objects hurtling out of the screen – this 3D serves only to enhance the beauty of the film, and the depth of the message it shares.

Finally, a review would not be complete without referencing the entirely excellent cast, praise first and foremost of which, must go to unknown Suraj Sharma. As the film progresses his weight sheds whilst his skin darkens from the sun and crusts from dry saltwater, but none of this is as shocking as the way his face hardens and his mannerisms fatigue. The character’s transformation is achingly real, and is all the more incredible when you realise, he was probably acting in an empty boat in front of a green screen.

In framing the tale, the character of mamaji tells the author, “I have a story that will make you believe in God”. For what it’s worth, Ang Lee’s film just might live up to that promise. A masterpiece

Tuesday 22 January 2013

5 Worst Zooey Deschanel Movies


Super quick post today. Zooey Deschanel has become something of a sensation ever since her sitcom New Girl was launched. She’s such a well known name now I think it’s easy to forget that she started out from very firm Indie roots. Unfortunately this wasn’t necessarily a good thing, and there’s more than a few questionable films in her back catalogue [btw Your Highness was at number 6]


5. The Go-Getter
A kid takes a road-trip in a stolen car to find his long-lost brother. Lots of random Indie coincidences and stilted, pointless conversations occur

4. Winter Passing
An actress needs publishing permission from her reclusive writer father, who prefers hanging out with groupie students. It’s actually not that bad, but it’s so full of dysfunctional family indie clichés it feels like you’ve already seen it

3. The New Guy
A dork at a new school reinvents himself as a cool guy. Its neither funny, nor clever, and even Eliza Dushku’s hotness can’t save it. DJ Quails isn’t a leading man for a reason

2. Live Free or Die
From some of the writers of Seinfeld, you’d expect good things, but alas this is slow to start, and quite muddled. Most importantly, not very funny

1. Flakes
Sooo boring I fell asleep in the middle. It has a great quirky concept about a restaurant which only serves bowls of various cereals – its as if they thought the premise was so good, they forgot about decent plot or even likeable characters. Christopher Lloyd should be ashamed