And so begins a pointless blog, making lists of things for no reason…
starting with the next post. To keep you amused, here are pictures of
some original Star Wars Posters from China, where they were modified to
include random babies :S
-Mr Unit and the Straberrries: Harpreet, Asad and Riaz have been lazy and forgotton to book in cons patients in the afternoon. Harpreet feels like some fresh fruit so the gang all decides to go to the local farm. There they randomly find Bal working at the counter, trying to earn a little money to pay for his gucci toothpaste and Armani hair gel. Riaz and Harpreet are first in line and both decide to get a bunch of banannas. Then its Asad's turn so he goes up to the desk and says.... "I'd like a Bunit of strawberries please"
-Mr Unit and the Road Why did B-Unit cross the road? To get to Arfeen
-Mr Unit and the Clippers: Bal was walking down the road when he saw a pair of hair clippers. He went in and bought them and that night Harpreet and Varinder came over 2 test them out. Harpreet got a bit carried away.... The next day B-Unit walks into Uni and sees his best friend Arfeen, But Arfeen doesn't recognise him. B-Unit: Can't you tell who it is? Arfeen: Shabby. I got no idea B-Unit: You must do! Tell me what you see. Arfeen: You look.....Baldish! B-Unit: I knew you'd recognise me
-Mr Unit and the Long lunch: Its Friday and Bal has paediatrics. As usual there are no patients and everyone gets a long lunch. Pinder and mimi want nandos but Bal says he'd rather go with his good friend Tahira to the chip shop. So they get there but no-one's at the counter so Bal goes into the back, where his arch nemesis Malhar is waiting! Malhar beats up Bal and throws him into the fryer without Tahira seeing. Then Tahira orders an extra large portion and Malhar serves her....Baldish and Chips!
Mr Unit and the Light Bulb: How many B-Units does it take to screw a light bulb? .....1, but he has to be pretty randy first.
-Mr Unit and the Audition: One day Amish and Amit were being lame and wanted to go to the gym. B-Unit decided that he was already tonk enough so to kill some time he went with Fahim to audition for the GKT Talent show. Fahim went on first and told the judges he was gonna do some power breakdancing [obviously]. Next B-Unit went on. The Judges said "Are you going to Dance?" He replied, "no, i'm going to SINGh nandra"
-Mr Unit and the Bar: Unit, Shreeya and Parmdip were bored one day and so Parmdip suggested they go clubbing. Unit explained that he doesn't do clubbing so they went into a bar instead. Just as they were entering, a giraffe walked in front of them. The giraffe walked into the bar and the bartender said, "Why the long face?" Then Parmdip and Shreeya walked into the bar. Lastly, Bal walked into the bar and the bartender said, "Why the long nose?"
-Mr Unit and the Restuarant: Bal was hungry and everyone cool had gone to the tube station party so he decided to phone up Haider and Hussain and go out to dinner. Hussain ordered eight whole chickens, Haider ordered the same, and then it came to B-Unit. He asked the waiter, "I'd like the protein shake soup please." The waiter said, "Very good Sir. Would you like that in a cup or a bowl?" to which Bal replied, "No, I'll have it in a balDISH"
-Mr Unit and the Political Incorrectness Bal was chilling in the spit with Arfeen, Assad, Hussain, Haider, Hamza and Riaz. They all started joking about how Patels are so cheap and everyone laughed. Then Bal made a joke about how all muslims are terrorists. Suddenly everyone turned against him. It was MUTINY ON THE BUNTY
-Mr Unit and the Straberrries:
ReplyDeleteHarpreet, Asad and Riaz have been lazy and forgotton to book in cons patients in the afternoon. Harpreet feels like some fresh fruit so the gang all decides to go to the local farm. There they randomly find Bal working at the counter, trying to earn a little money to pay for his gucci toothpaste and Armani hair gel. Riaz and Harpreet are first in line and both decide to get a bunch of banannas. Then its Asad's turn so he goes up to the desk and says....
"I'd like a Bunit of strawberries please"
-Mr Unit and the Road
Why did B-Unit cross the road?
To get to Arfeen
-Mr Unit and the Clippers:
Bal was walking down the road when he saw a pair of hair clippers. He went in and bought them and that night Harpreet and Varinder came over 2 test them out. Harpreet got a bit carried away.... The next day B-Unit walks into Uni and sees his best friend Arfeen, But Arfeen doesn't recognise him.
B-Unit: Can't you tell who it is?
Arfeen: Shabby. I got no idea
B-Unit: You must do! Tell me what you see.
Arfeen: You look.....Baldish!
B-Unit: I knew you'd recognise me
-Mr Unit and the Long lunch:
Its Friday and Bal has paediatrics. As usual there are no patients and everyone gets a long lunch. Pinder and mimi want nandos but Bal says he'd rather go with his good friend Tahira to the chip shop. So they get there but no-one's at the counter so Bal goes into the back, where his arch nemesis Malhar is waiting! Malhar beats up Bal and throws him into the fryer without Tahira seeing. Then Tahira orders an extra large portion and Malhar serves her....Baldish and Chips!
Mr Unit and the Light Bulb:
How many B-Units does it take to screw a light bulb?
.....1, but he has to be pretty randy first.
-Mr Unit and the Audition:
One day Amish and Amit were being lame and wanted to go to the gym. B-Unit decided that he was already tonk enough so to kill some time he went with Fahim to audition for the GKT Talent show. Fahim went on first and told the judges he was gonna do some power breakdancing [obviously]. Next B-Unit went on. The Judges said "Are you going to Dance?"
He replied, "no, i'm going to SINGh nandra"
-Mr Unit and the Bar:
Unit, Shreeya and Parmdip were bored one day and so Parmdip suggested they go clubbing. Unit explained that he doesn't do clubbing so they went into a bar instead. Just as they were entering, a giraffe walked in front of them. The giraffe walked into the bar and the bartender said, "Why the long face?" Then Parmdip and Shreeya walked into the bar. Lastly, Bal walked into the bar and the bartender said, "Why the long nose?"
-Mr Unit and the Restuarant:
Bal was hungry and everyone cool had gone to the tube station party so he decided to phone up Haider and Hussain and go out to dinner. Hussain ordered eight whole chickens, Haider ordered the same, and then it came to B-Unit. He asked the waiter, "I'd like the protein shake soup please." The waiter said, "Very good Sir. Would you like that in a cup or a bowl?" to which Bal replied, "No, I'll have it in a balDISH"
-Mr Unit and the Political Incorrectness
Bal was chilling in the spit with Arfeen, Assad, Hussain, Haider, Hamza and Riaz. They all started joking about how Patels are so cheap and everyone laughed. Then Bal made a joke about how all muslims are terrorists. Suddenly everyone turned against him.
It was MUTINY ON THE BUNTY